I'm that cranky bastard. TCB if you prefer, I really don't care. This is my site, my blog, my opinions and my take on things going on in our world. Nothing too deep, nothing too fancy, just an outlet for me to vent, as a condition of my parole.
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Posted By admin on May 31, 2009
In Yahoo sports NFL Rumors page, there is some spoiler information posted for all to see. It’s about the NFL Draft, 2009 edition.
Check it out: http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/rumors/post/Report-Browns-will-take-Sanchez-or-Crabtree?urn=nfl,157404#comments
Stupid? Yes. Irresponsible? Of course. Entertaining? Mildly. Yahoo? GFY
Posted By admin on May 14, 2009
Apparently you don’t have to pay to have your teeth whitened, but you will have to slather your face with butter and lay out in the sun for 14 hours a day. Yes folks, forget teeth whitening, let’s start skin darkening! Me, I’m aiming for slightly darker than a burnt oreo cookie.
Posted By admin on May 14, 2009
Oh, yeah baby. In an effort to give Mickey Mouse a handjob, researches claim to have developed a topical cream that can help treat erectile dysfunction. I don’t believe them for a minute. They created this “ointment” and then slathered it on the penises of rats, and waited for them to get erections.
I’m sorry? How do you find impotent rats in the first place? Sounds to me like someone had some unrequitted fetishes about good ol’ Uncle Walt’s superstar cartoon character.
How is it you can get away with somethng like this in the name of science, but when I try to hump a sheep they say that I’m a pervert? Either way it’s still experimentation, right? RIGHT??!!!!
Posted By admin on May 12, 2009
We’ve been hungover, so we haven’t been updating lately. But stay tuned, it’s going to break loose here soon.
Posted By admin on May 3, 2009
Um, WHAT???!!! Go to hell Roger Goodell. If you take this game out of this country you can stay there. I’m a life long supporter and defender of the NFL. Sure you have suck-ass teams like the Raiders, Lions, Rams, Browns, Bengals….but hey, it’s AMERICAN FOOTBALL! Now you want to give it to a bunch of tea drinking, crumpet munching, anti-dental hygenic limey assholes who despise the game and the country that spawned it?
FUCK YOU! (notice, this is the first time that word has made it into this blog). FUCK YOU ROGER GOODELL!!!!
American Football was founded in AMERICA. It’s played by mostly AMERICANS and it’s supported and funded by AMERICANS. See where I’m going with this? Keep the SUPERBOWL, the CROWN JEWEL of the sport where it was founded…in AMERICA.
When/if this happens and we have a London based Superbowl, I will turn off the TV for good on Sundays. I will NOT spend another penny to watch games on DirecTV, nor will I frequent the sports sections of the newspaper and internet to find out who’s doing what if my game goes overseas.
Revenue is a good thing, and it’s the main thing when you’re running an industry, but keep in mind, the billions you might make in 2014 will NOT sustain you for the next 10 years after everyone decides you don’t respect them enough to keep AMERICA’s GAME in AMERICA. You will LOSE more than you could ever possibly earn by moving the Superbowl to England.
Fuck you Roger Goodell, Fuck you hard in the ass with a big rubber dick.
May god have mercy on your soul….
Posted By admin on May 3, 2009
Now normally, I’d say something smartassed, as I hate the Cowboys team. But in this instance, I’m going to be honest and say that I feel for all those injured by this incident. I understand that around 10 people were injured and one critically so.
My thoughts are with them and their families. I hope for a speedy recovery and that this never happens again.
However, once we get into the season, as long as no one is injured, I hope they get stuck in a public bathroom about 10 miles from the stadium and have to play all their 3rd stringers.
Posted By admin on April 30, 2009
In our ongoing series of helping the general public find the advice they need from a total stranger, who is unqualified to offer them advice on what sides to order at Boston Market, let alone how to deal with life’s problems, we present the next installment of Dear shAABBY…
The original question and answer:
DEAR ABBY: I am 49 and have been dating a 26-year-old woman for about five months. We have a great time together and have talked about love and being in a long-term relationship. However, I am afraid that I am setting her up for an unhappy and disappointing midlife as I may require adult care about the same time her parents do.
She becomes upset when I try to bring the subject up and asserts that she’s willing to accept the responsibilities associated with my golden years because she loves me. I’m not sure how much of her response is rooted in her love for me and how much may be the result of a lack of life experience. If I stay with her, am I being selfish? — OLD ENOUGH TO BE HER DAD IN MICHIGAN
DEAR OLD ENOUGH TO BE HER DAD: Not having met you, I can’t be sure. How are the genetics in your family? Did your parents live to a ripe old age without falling apart? How would you feel to be raising teenagers when you’re in your 60s? Do you think you can keep up with them — and her?
There are no hard and fast rules when it comes to love. I have heard of many devoted May-September marriages. But regardless of age, both parties should go into it with their eyes wide open — and that includes the two of you.
Dear Old Dude - Abby’s an idiot. Here’s what you do:
Keep that chick under your thumb. You’re rockin’ it big time big man. Don’t worry about tomorrow, worry about this afternoon in the car on the way home from Blockbuster. Highway head dude…. Think about later on tonight while you’re watching Letterman, more head, maybe even a little reverse cowgirl action.
Get it while the getting’s good my man. In 10 years, you’ll likely be on the prowl for another young one anyways. No need in stressin’ over it now. Tear it up and wreck that chick! Man up!
Posted By admin on April 30, 2009
WHO (the health people, not the band) have been called upon to change the name of the virus “Swine Flu” to something else because of the image damaging affects it’s having on the Pork industry.
Already, Egypt has ordered the mass slaughter of every pig in their country. Israel calls it the Mexican flu, since they’re not allowed to eat pigs, yet somehow ARE allowed to ingest Mexicans.
So here’s how I’m seeing it. Let’s call it the Michael Moore Flu. Nobody likes that bastard and it’s as close to a pig in imagery that you can get without insulting Babe.
From now on all references to the Swine Flu should read as follows:
Health officials on Thursday stressed that people with the Michael Moore Flu should avoid public transportation, public gatherings and private Group-Twinkie Sex sessions. The Michael Moore Flu is transmitted via air, land, sea and Big Macs. The Michael Moore Flu, in addition to making you feel feverish, lethargic and weak can also cause you to balloon into a bloated Mayor McCheese clone that nobody wants to be around, listen to or have any contact with for any reason whatsoever.
The only known procedures to stopping the spread of the Michael Moore Flu are to avoid all left-wing, pinko commie propoganda films, and to reduce your consumption of pure animal fats to less than 3 pounds per day.
Nice huh? F*ck Michael Moore…
Posted By admin on April 27, 2009
Isn’t it nice that the other white meat now has the chance to kill you in NEW ways? I think it’s fantastic of Mexico to share this new drug-resistant strain of influenza with the rest of North America. First tequila, now this. They are trying to kill us folks, make no mistake. Pancho Villa will be avenged!
In other news, there is still no correlation between Rosie O’donnel and swine flu. However, they haven’t completely ruled out bovine flu. Or ass flaps.
Posted By admin on April 27, 2009
With precious little else to talk about the hosts of NFL Radio on Sirius are now forming an impromptu circle jerk with the conclusion of the Draft. Apparently, Adam Shein, Pat Kirwin, Tim Ryan and the other rotating cast of gas bags will now try to one up each other talking about the EXACT SAME THING for 12 hours a day.
Because, you know, once a player is drafted these prophets can foretell the future of their respective teams based on what the kid did in college. That’s always a *sure* thing.
At least they can quit pulling on each other’s pricks for a while and start pulling on ours. At least until Pre-season gets underway. Go NFL Radio.
Oh, don’t forget about Rich Eisen on the NFL Network. My god, he’s ecstatic! Jamie Dukes better not drop his keys.
