About
Just to set the record straight, I’m not nearly as old as my photo would have you believe. I improved upon this world’s populace on February 15, 1975. However, I’ve been told that I seem much older and much crankier than my 3.4 decades would lead you to believe.
My aim is to dump on people because they’re stupid. I don’t tolerate stupid. Not that I’m a genius by any means, but I have more common sense in my little toe than most of these people we read about everyday do in their entire body.
So sit back, enjoy and feel free to contribute! Cranky Bastards Unite!